every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog
So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…
Life finds a way.
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!
To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!
To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!
Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!
Meowth! You got it!
I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
Hogwarts professors getting excited for Teddy Lupin coming to school like yes his father was usually well behaved but then realizing that he’s related to two Marauders AND can change his appearance and then just being like oh no oh no
Nurse Joy here I come 😍